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JOKES
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²Jokes.
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¹- Shit, this match doesn't work.
- Why not?
- I don't know, it worked perfectly
a minute ago.
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¹- Old MacDonald had a farm. He also
had a beautiful daughter named
Lisa. One day the oldest of the
three sons of MacDonald's neighbour
comes to him and asks:
- Can I go to bed with Lisa?
- OK, but wear a condom.
- A week later, the second oldest of
the sons comes and asks MacDonald:
- Can I go to bed with Lisa?
- OK, but weara condom.
- Another week later, the
youngest, 15-year-old son, asks
MacDonald:
- Can I go to bed with Lisa?
- OK, but wear a condom.
- 3 months later, Lisa discovers that
she's pregnant. Old MacDonald, who is
now Angry MacDonald, calls for the
three sons and asks them:
- Lisa is pregnant. Now, I've
allowed nobody but you three to go
to bed with her. One of you didn't
use a condom. Who?
¶¹ The youngest son says:
- Well, it could be me. You see,
the condom was a bit too long, so I
cut off the end!
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¹- How do you make a swapper confused?
- Show him into a room with a round
table, and ask him to sit down at the
end.
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¹- Everyone can join the scene. Why?
Because:
- If you're a genius at making music,
you can become a musician.
- If you're very creative and an
excellent artist, you can become a
graphic artist.
- If you're way more intelligent
than the average, you can become
a coder.
- If you've got too much money, you
can become a sysop.
- AND... If you can't make music or
graphics, and you aren't
intelligent or rich, you can become...
A SWAPPER!.